The Five Stages of Grief [Un-Known Event Playtest Cards]

I Denial — Until your next turn, noncreature spells cost 2 more to cast.

II Anger — Goad target creature.

III Bargaining — Each player sacrifices an artifact, enchantment, or token.

IV Depression — Target creature loses all abilities until your next turn. Create a Food token.

V Acceptance — The next spell you cast has epic.